i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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