Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize