OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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