i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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