Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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