it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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