My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
