now i know why i became what i already was.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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