Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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