i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
