It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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