It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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