so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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