im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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