is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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