I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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