some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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