bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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