ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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