About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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