I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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