I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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