"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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