So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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