god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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