Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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