real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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