we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
handjob tips. give me some.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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