operation harelip BJ is a go
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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