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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Who died my cat blue again?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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