its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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