How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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