You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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