somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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