Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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