What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
