Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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