please come you make the beer taste better
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
