He is an equal opportunity slut.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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