my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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