My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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