uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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