so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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