so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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