i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
i believe in u and ur pee
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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