Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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