i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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