nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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