Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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