i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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