i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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